May 25th – Student Woes

I was sitting at my desk today, trying to think of something to write and trying not the think of all the school work I have to do since I am majorly behind. Sadly, it took my far too long to realize that my ammount of school work could be used to fuel my writing! This poem is meant more to make you smile then anything else–I hope it works!

Student Woes

Help!

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I’m drowning under

      A sea of papers

I’m being crushed under

      A rockslide of textbooks

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A platoon of essays

      Just started attacking

A company of syllabuses

      Just started advancing

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My pencils have begun

      Stabbing me

My laptop has begun

     Electrifying me

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The assignments are just

      Getting longer and longer

The chapters are just

      Getting larger and larger

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I think my desk

      Is going to collapse

I think my head

     Is going to explode

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Help!